canon: we bare bears

[icebearforpresident]

[Walking around, offering ice cream samples.]

Comments

[chocolatechipbadass]

What's your favorite kind of crumpet? I feel like I gotta try 'em all because Tina ain't met a crumpet she hasn't crumpocalypsed if ya get my drift I think you doooo~~!

[She leans forward on her Bear-shoulder-seat so she can look Ice Bear in the eye.]

That's the great thing, you can be whatever you want! So if you always wanted to know what it was like to be a fearsome wielder of mysterious elemental mojo you can be a badass Siren warrior princess. Or if you feel like going full metal zenjacket you can be a droid or maybe just a guy in a mechsuit with social issues who's a badass ninja samurai hybrid!

[She's talking quickly but with a lot of excitement. This is clearly something she's passionate about.]

Plus lots more. I can help you think of a kickass class. What kind of stuff do you like? I can tailor make one to you.

[icebearforpresident]

Chocolate Hazelnut and Ricotta. Don't worry, Ice Bear can make many crumpets. [He gives Tina a thumbs up.]

Ice Bear likes cooking, axes, knitting, robot building. What class can Tina make from that?

[chocolatechipbadass]

That is the fanciest thing I've ever heard of in my life.

[Ice Bear has shocked the young girl into silence for nearly half a minute. He should be proud.]

Uhm obviously you're a Mechromancer who builds kickass robots to assist in running your world class restaurant, managing your yarnbombing store, and personal security. It has a rotating axe that it uses to keep the place secure and is resistant to rust from the inevitable spurting of arterial blood that results in axing off limbs.