canon: we bare bears

[icebearforpresident]

[Walking around, offering ice cream samples.]

Comments

[chocolatechipbadass]

That is the fanciest thing I've ever heard of in my life.

[Ice Bear has shocked the young girl into silence for nearly half a minute. He should be proud.]

Uhm obviously you're a Mechromancer who builds kickass robots to assist in running your world class restaurant, managing your yarnbombing store, and personal security. It has a rotating axe that it uses to keep the place secure and is resistant to rust from the inevitable spurting of arterial blood that results in axing off limbs.