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[low_key_angel]

Rumors of my death were.. [shrugs]

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[motherwouldnever]

"Surprise"?

[low_key_angel]

I was going to use wrong and painful but sure, that works too.

[motherwouldnever]

When are things not painful in regards to our world?

[low_key_angel]

But not all of it sucked. Not all of it was terrible.

Unless you count Hell and then yes. Terrible all the way around. Zero stars in the Michelin guidebook.

[motherwouldnever]

Well, look who's in charge of it.

[low_key_angel]

You mean the Colonel Sanders wannabe?
Yeah, point taken.


I just want to go home.

[motherwouldnever]

Oh, I don't think he knows any of the secret spices.

Perhaps that boy of Lucifer's can send you home.

[low_key_angel]

Not a one of them. Probably can't even make a decent biscuit.

To Earth? Maybe. That'd be nice.

Still can't believe Lucibells went and did the deed with a human. I check out for a few years and things go sliding off the rails.

[motherwouldnever]

I never thought I'd miss Crowley.

I'm surprised it took him this long to do it.

[low_key_angel]

Words I never thought I'd say either.

Lu had a huge hateboner for humans, I never thought he'd figure out the more fun aspects of having a squishy human vessel. Go fig.

[motherwouldnever]

I guess he got bored of all that murder.

[low_key_angel]

Maybe.
Never seemed to stop him before.


But stranger things have happened I guess.

[motherwouldnever]

I imagine that things change when you fail at ending the world.

[low_key_angel]

Such a drama queen.
Hopefully Junior is a better soul than his old man.


.. not that he had the best father figure example.

[motherwouldnever]

Who among us does?

[7soundsright]

Perpetuated by one of my own?

[low_key_angel]

Something like that.
Although I gotta say, the vessel is an improvement over the last version.

[7soundsright]

Last one? Darling, I've had this one for thousands of years.

[grace_optional]

...never even remotely plausible.

What kind of mess have you gotten yourself into this time, big brother?

[low_key_angel]

Oh you know me little sis. If it isn't horribly dire I'm clearly not doing it right.

[grace_optional]

Well, hang in there. The boys will remember where they've seen those spiffy new tricks Asmo-dumbass is sporting before, and they'll be along.

I have to hand it to you, though...you even managed to pull the wool over Dad's eyes. Talk about a coup. What went wrong?