chocolatechipbadass: (Explosions are an art form)
TINA ([personal profile] chocolatechipbadass) wrote in [community profile] six_word_stories 2017-09-23 03:54 am (UTC)

Wait.

[Bandit? All up in HER workshop and the surrounding area? Tea parties are going to have to be put on hold. How the hell did he not blow himself up on the mines Tina has surrounding her place?]

Fluffybutt, you stay here and guard the shop. Prissypants is going to greet our guests in the manner to which bandits understand best.

[The stuffed animals are filled with explosives, Scott. THE STUFFED ANIMALS ARE FILLED WITH EXPLOSIVES AND YOU'RE SITTING IN A PILE OF THEM. She just shot a doll filled with grenades into a bandit and his bits are flying everywhere. That could be you.]

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