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[notsoterriblelizard]

There is no honor in retreat.

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[0hshit]

What the hell are you, a dinosaur? Since when does a dinosaur give a shit about honor?

[notsoterriblelizard]

I am a Maximal, human. You would be wise not to question things you do not understand, lest you look a bigger fool.

[0hshit]

Hey, dealing with crap I don't understand is the story of my freaking life, all right? Maximal, the hell is that? A cross between an animal and a maxi-pad?

[notsoterriblelizard]

[He stalks closer, snarling at him in annoyance and growing impatience, but he's very deliberately restricting himself to this form. His true one will only tempt him further and the human doesn't seem worth the effort. It would be an unfair fight.]

It is one of the two factions on my homeworld. I only took the form of a dinosaur because it was one of the most powerful species our scanners found on your planet.

[0hshit]

Yeah well, just so you know, you look like the business end of a baboon's asshole.

[notsoterriblelizard]

And you look like something I might find underfoot so I suppose that makes us even.