[Bandit won't hear a physical voice from the dog in the Russian space suit, but will instead hear a voice in his head. Unless he's unable to receive telepathic communication, in which case Cosmo just stands in front of him with his tongue lolling and his tail swishing back and forth.]
Da, Cosmo is a good boy. Are you being a good boy?
[Bandit just sort of accepts the fact he can hear the other dog in his own uncomplicated way. Dogs shouldn't even be able to talk anyway, so whether it's through creative robotic implants or telepathy, he's okay with it.]
Yes! Bandit is gud dog.
[Well, he tries to be, anyway. Sometimes, it's hard for a dog in a suit that makes him a small walking tank to be good and loving like he wants to be. He walks up to Cosmo in his clunky robotic suit, sniffing at the other dog.]
Ur new friend?
ok so, i'm not canon familiar at all, but just a basic google search for we3 makes me want to cry
[Earth is where Cosmo originated, but even that has become rife with superhumans and mutants and all sorts. He's met another dog who was able to communicate telepathically, and he lives in a place that is basically a hub for aliens of all sorts, so he never even questions this kind of thing.
Also, it's kind of reassuring that Bandit also speaks in the third person, for some reason.]
Cosmo is being Bandit's new friend, if he is meaning no harm to the people here, da. [He sniffs his new friend in return.]
It is very good! But it will make you cry and want to hug your pets by the end.
[He's so happy to have a new friend and his tail thumps away inside his suit, making a hollow banging sound. He hasn't had friends in a long time besides 2 and 3. They're his pack, We3, and what they have runs bone deep.]
Bandit will be gud. Be nice 2 people.
wow, it completely wrecked me tbh. but i'm ok with that, and my cats didn't mind me sobbing on them
[The wonderful thing about dogs is that they don't really question the way the world works. Bowls of food and water floating over on their own? Bandit just sort of accepts this. He's far more interested in filling his belly and answers the question in between chomping down on the kibble.]
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Da, Cosmo is a good boy. Are you being a good boy?
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Yes! Bandit is gud dog.
[Well, he tries to be, anyway. Sometimes, it's hard for a dog in a suit that makes him a small walking tank to be good and loving like he wants to be. He walks up to Cosmo in his clunky robotic suit, sniffing at the other dog.]
Ur new friend?
ok so, i'm not canon familiar at all, but just a basic google search for we3 makes me want to cry
Also, it's kind of reassuring that Bandit also speaks in the third person, for some reason.]
Cosmo is being Bandit's new friend, if he is meaning no harm to the people here, da. [He sniffs his new friend in return.]
It is very good! But it will make you cry and want to hug your pets by the end.
Bandit will be gud. Be nice 2 people.
wow, it completely wrecked me tbh. but i'm ok with that, and my cats didn't mind me sobbing on them
Where are you coming from, friend Bandit?
[A bowl of very fine kibble arrives as if it's floated here on its own, and settles at Bandit's feet, as well as a bowl of water.]
This is the reaction everyone has haha.
[The wonderful thing about dogs is that they don't really question the way the world works. Bowls of food and water floating over on their own? Bandit just sort of accepts this. He's far more interested in filling his belly and answers the question in between chomping down on the kibble.]
From the lab. Was going 2 the city.