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Rocket Raccoon ([personal profile] rangerrick) wrote in [community profile] six_word_stories2017-10-07 03:45 pm
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[ Rocket is digging in your trash. ]
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[personal profile] assholic 2017-10-08 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[The next bottle was aimed more precisely.]

Don't make me come down there. I have a hangover from hell and I'd love a new fur hat.
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[personal profile] assholic 2017-10-09 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Stupid ungrateful trash panda. Now she was just ticked off, stepping out onto the fire escape, then jumping down off it to land beside him. Look, Rocket, no boosters.]

You want original? How about I mount your head and use it to open my beer?
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[personal profile] assholic 2017-10-09 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'll go find another gutter rat a few blocks down and shove my foot up each of your asses for a pair of raccoon slippers. Sound good?