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[rangerrick]

[ Rocket is digging in your trash. ]

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[w_zimmerman]

It's covered in mold! It's a fifty-fifty chance that it'll kill any bacteria in your system, or cause serious gastric upset and possible hallucinations...

(ooc: lol, I'm not sure "warrior" is the word for a customer service associate at Walmart. maybe "chick who gets screamed at for other people's mistakes" is more accurate...)

[rangerrick]

I know what mold is, and it is delicious! And as you can see, I'm not a human.

[ Rocket goes to take a big bite out of the pizza that would make a sensitive person's stomach crawl. ]

My stomach bacteria will handle this just fine, and my friends there will take care of what I don't eat. [ He's looking for more than just food. He wants electronics that he can take apart to reverse engineer into weapons, and parts for the Milano. ]

[w_zimmerman]

Yes, I can see you're not a human. You've the least adorable raccoon I've ever seen. I just... wouldn't want you to get sick.

I've never heard of a talking raccoon before. Are there many like you down here?

[rangerrick]

Like I'd tell you if there were more talkin' whatever you're callin' us down here.

[w_zimmerman]

Raccoon is the English language term. Other cultures have other names. And I only ask because we'd be happy to leave extra food out...

[rangerrick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I get other planets got names for those things. But I ain't one of those raccoons.

[ He takes another bite out of the rotten slice of pizza. ]

[w_zimmerman]

[Will winces at the fact that the... raccoon person is still eating the moldy pizza, but doesn't comment.]

Sorry, the morphological similarities threw me off. Clearly you're nothing like a standard-- wait, did you say planets?