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[real_life_rpg]

Wanna hit up the Crow's Nest?

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[zombots]

I would love to hit up this Crow's Nest!

[real_life_rpg]

Awesome!! They have the best fries! Seriously!! So tasty.

[zombots]

The best fries? Now you have to show me where the Crow's Nest is! Spending all day working in my dungeon has me feeling very hungry.

[real_life_rpg]

Did... did you say dungeon?! Like uh... a torture dungeon or a sex dungeon?

[ Prompto's not entirely sure which is worst to be honest. ]

[zombots]

[ Vaclav looks at Prompto with a look of horror in his eyes. ]

It is just what I call my wonderful lab. It is somewhere secret. [ He looks over his shoulder not really wanting to disclose the location of his place of business. ] But no, no, no it isn't a torture or sexy sex dungeon!

[real_life_rpg]

Oh phew.

I mean I guess it's cool if you're into torture or kinky sex or both... but phew. So glad it's not a dungeon-dungeon.

The only dungeons that are awesome are the boss-level ones in video games!

[zombots]

Torture ain't cool, man! Kinky sex is cool, but no way on the whole torture thing. But about those fries you wanted to get?

[ Vaclav's stomach grumbles. ]

Because I can do with some boss level food right now.

[real_life_rpg]

[ Prompto totally isn't blushing at the mention of kinky sex. Nope. Nosiree. Even if he is the one who brought up sex dungeons in the first place. ]

So um... what kind of fries do you like best? Regular fries? Curly fries? Chilli fries?

[zombots]

[ Vaclav totally is noticing Prompto's blushing. And if his mind didn't literally live in a gutter he wouldn't have taken the bait. ]

I never had chili fries. Sooo either regular or curly are good.

[real_life_rpg]

Regular fries it is, then! They're the absolute best.