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I don't have time for this.

[Dear Primus, he just never quits.]

Why are you so adamant about this?

[ He's been fighting a war for six million years, Ratchet. Persistence is his middle name. DriPersistenceft. ]

....because I like you?

[?????? Sounds fake.]

I'm not sure that there's anyone on this ship you don't like.

[But he doesn't see you going around pestering them for fake job interviews.]

Uh.... [ He leans forward, conspiratorially. ]

Well, Ultra Magnus kind of scares me.

And I'm not really that fond of Brainstorm.

[See? Now they've Shared Secrets ^tm: FRANDS.]

Can't say I blame you. Anybody with a lick of common sense is scared of Ultra Magnus.

[And with good reason. He's got no comment on Brainstorm, but Brainstorm's always been suspicious at best and outright dangerous at worst. He's still better than Whirl, in Ratchet's book, but it's a close contest. Guess you've got better judgement of character than he thought.

...And you're not wrong but he won't admit to it over his dead body.]

Rodimus isn't.

[Oh, wait, that actually proves Ratchet's point. HMMMMMM.]

So. [GRIN.] What can I help you with?

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