It is far more likely that you will be driven mad long before I have been. I am a robot. I cannot go insane.

[They fixed that particular bug!]

But if it will make you stop complaining about it, the staggeringly intelligent robot will solve the problem for you.

[He would roll his eyes, if his lenses could do that. But they can't. Because they are lenses.

So instead he walks over to the door and starts scanning it, complete with a soft whirring noise.]