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As long as you aren't doing either while you're working.

Not getting why you gotta choose. Mix those together and you've got a night to remember... or more likely forget.

Uh... Don't we care about customer service?

Got it, drinking game of body shots it is. I'm all for the not remembering, kinda my thing.

Me too. Wouldcha look at that. Already got something in common and everything. Who knows where things can go from there, but I'm ready adn willin' to find out.

Yeah, let's see if you can keep up. So, uh... What you wanna start with? Tequila, tequila or, uh, tequila?

Oh Sweetheart, bring it on. You are so speaking my language now. Definitely tequila. Double. Neat. And with a side of tequila.

So what game? Winner gets to take the shot.

I mean, it depends who's doing the body shots, really...

Yes, we do. But that does not include the bartender being involved beyond pouring the drinks.

[ Slamming two shot glasses onto the bar. The tequila is bottom shelf though, sry. ]

No chasers, either. Drink big or go home. And shit man, I dunno. Trivia. State capitals? Kardashian facts? Taylor Swift lyrics? Sex positions?

[ Insert dramatic groaning. ] I know, I know. Sorry, dad. But seriously, don't you ever get bored watching other people get smashed?

Me and you, durr. Totally just friends though, I mean, unless you wanna drunk make out later.

I think, somewhere, I just heard Jonathan choke on his coffee. :')

Alternatively, ever played Ring of Fire?

[It's tequila, there's never a bad bottle. From a guy with no discerning taste in liquor unless it's whiskey.]

What the hell's a chaser? And don't put any of those damn little pieces of fruit out either. What's the point of that?

You called capitals. How're you at spellin' 'em backwards?

Cuz he's offended or cuz he's into it? 🍆🍆🍆🍆

Hells no tell me more.

God I am so turned on right now.

[ She's only... half kidding hell yeah. ]

Uh, about as good as I am spelling them forwards. [ As in not. ]

Not particularly, but I grew out of needing to get 'smashed' myself a long time ago.

I'm not sure if he's either, to be honest. He's wonderfully weird like that.

Right. You get a pack of cards, an empty pint glass and people with booze. Put the cards in a circle around the empty pint glass and then you take turns to draw a card. Each card has an instruction you have to follow. If you get a king, you empty some of your drink into the pint glass. The person who draws the last king has to down the dirty pint.

Play way too many games of this at university. Good fun, though.

I have that effect, I admit. My apologies.

[Giving her a bright smile and a wink.]

So, that's the game then.

[Someone might not be playing fair.]

Less turned on. Don't be a cocky asshole, it's super unattractive.

[ She shoots him a smile. ]

Okay but I'm gonna be super sober by the end of it.

He is pretty weird, I could see him be totally into a hot blonde threesome.

I totally want to play that!

Well, I haven't. I only get to live through my twenties once and then I can get old and boring.

[ Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

I mean. Not like you or anything.

Now that's kinda hard. Cocky asshole may actually be on my birth certificate.

[He's probably kidding. Maybe.]

Not if you have to take a shot every time I get it right. But fine. You pick the game and every time I'm wrong, I'll either take a shot off that beautiful body, or you can take one from anywhere you want. Lady's choice.

Okay, let's stick with state capitals, but your rules, Cocky. You ask first.

[That got a wide smile from him.]

I do love winnin'. Okay, let's take it easy then. Pierre.