smartass_captain: (Looking down)
Jim Kirk ([personal profile] smartass_captain) wrote in [community profile] six_word_stories 2017-10-06 11:41 pm (UTC)

Put me down Spock--

[He's not drunk, but that slight slur definitely is adding evidence to the 'concussed' hypothesis. It's impossible to see the floor now, covered in tribbles like it is.]

I coulda handled myself.

[Had been, even, until he'd gotten thrown headfirst behind the bar before the Klingon decided Jim's kidney would like a room with a view.

It's worth noting that these arguments, while undoubtedly petulant and illogical, are at least not accompanied by Jim wriggling anymore. He's resigned himself to leaning his head on his first officer's shoulder in a desperate attempt to keep the bar from spinning while he's supported. This is as well behaved as Jim Kirk has ever been.

He must be pretty hurt.]



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